Mortal Kombat The Movie: The Greatest
MORTAL KOMBAT THE MOVIE MADE EVERYONE'S LIFE JUST A LITTLE BIT BETTER.
Sometimes The Internet gets drunk and says something stupid and you want to complain... or let us know how we're doing.
After a year since their last expedition, Nerdfit returns to DerpyCon in Morristown, New Jersey for a weekend of shenanigans and music! Come see Glenn and Erik at their panels, listen to the DJ sets they’re going to be performing, or say hi and buy some of their merchandise at the booth!
Here’s the schedule we’ve received in case you can’t find one:
6 PM-7 PM Opening Ceremonies (Main Events)
12 Midnight-1 AM Debate Team: The Final Yelling (Panels 3)
1 PM-2 PM Chiptunes 101 (Panels 2)
6 PM-8 PM Boss Battles (Panels 2)
11 PM-1 AM Nerd Music Party (Glenntai DJ set followed by Cosmoviking of Space Basement DJ set) (Main Events)
12:30 PM-1:30 PM Nerdfit Game Theater (Panels 2)
So that happened. In simple terms I am terrified. Terrified of what this means, about us as a people, about what’s going to happen – because I’ve never had a leader that I am afraid of. Disliked or disagreed with sure, but this is new. So with that I am ending this column.
REMEMBER WHEN KANO FOUGHT THE HULK AT WRESTLEMANIA?
There is a beautiful charity event called Extra Life and our community manager, Roxy, decided to blast 25 hours of chaos.. for the children.
This would have been more timely last week, but I’ve always felt that if something needs to be said, to just say it. Seriously folks your vote matters, please vote, don’t waste it, and if you truly say that both major candidates are equally terrible – go fuck yourself with a cactus. With that in mind let’s talk about how some of the recent announcements last week (Namely Red Dead Redemption 2, Nintendo Switch, Breath of the Wild, etc) and how the internet has gone in a literal tizzy about this. If I’m honest though I have no idea why, because we’ve been down this road before.
Hey guys. I mentioned last week I was making a stew, and this was going to be a bit about the 3rd party candidates, but then Johnny Boy went and did that for me. I was going to therefore just write this article off and not do it. Then the 3rd debate happened, and something clicked off in my brain. Because there are still people who are saying that both options are equally terrible, and it’s really just deciding which knee the arrow goes into. I have a clear message to said people. Fuck you, you insolent piece of human garbage. Read more
So there’s been a lot of shit about the election and how democracy has failed us with our current choices. Now trust me on this, I have been building a wad of shit to unload about how people have painted this. Like a good stew though I will let that simmer for a while. Now I want to talk about democracy, but in this case when it comes to our mobile and pc OS’s which effectively boils down to this question: Why the fuck do designers get to upend our lives on a fucken whim without our input?
AAC 2016 is upon us and dude: we got some crazy stuff going down.