CALL OF DUTY: THE DMX SAGA
Erik and Brandon decide to give the Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Beta a whirl. DMX decided to take over.
Sometimes The Internet gets drunk and says something stupid and you want to complain... or let us know how we're doing.
NEWARK, NJ — Sources reported that local 22 year-old male Myron Limptuttle introduced the topic of Fallout 4 to an otherwise irrelevant social media thread last Wednesday night.
Witnesses sighted Limptuttle at the Jersey City Wal-Mart, as he purchased a Super Mario Maker Wii U bundle. “I’m going to make Fallout 4 levels,” clarified the insufferable asshole while he asked the cashier for a Dogmeat Amiibo.
Lickspittle stated that he cannot wait for Bethesda Softworks’ latest sandbox shooter/RPG, and that he would let everybody know while they were discussing different games entirely. “You’re pretty excited for Rock Band 4? More like I’m pretty excited for Fallout 4!”
As of press time, the attention-seeking parasite was spotted attending a Black Lives Matter march. Dickwrinkle was explaining to fellow protesters the horrifying travesty of Bethesda saying Fallout 4 was “basically done” months ago, yet not releasing the game.
For those not in the ‘know’ – Goat Simulator is an indie game where you quite literally play the role of a goat (because that’s not symbolic – wake up sheeple). Their creators have just recently launched Goat MMO Simulator which basically turns the experience of a goat on it’s head by forcing players to take part in demeaning tasks most commonly associated with MMO’s (tasks better suited for computers)
VIDEO GAMES. COMPUTER. UPDATE.
Readers of this little site are very likely to be aware of the hugely successful game series Bioshock, with it’s last installment being Bioshock Infinite (and DLC). Sadly much like the Kojima situation Irrational Games is no more, and it’s up in the air about what the next game from Ken Levine will be. However since that is the case, and we’ve got some time on our hands – let’s talk about porn.
Kaz, I’ve already been spoiled!
I started this column 2 years ago under a single pretext. To combat the notion that anime was dead, that it was a broken thing that could ultimately be fixed. That maybe, just maybe if some producer listened to some old animefag on the internet that possibly it could be mended. Of course I never actually expected anyone to really listen to my insane rants and ideas for shows to fix anime.
I wrote all of these articles (this will be article 90 btw) with the intention that it would end 2 years or 100 articles in. I knew that there would certainly be more faults to be covered even given such a large time-frame, but I had an ulterior motive writing this. A motive knowing that I wouldn’t be listened to, that unless a radical 180 occurred in the industry – would still remain true. I knew that this all along wasn’t really for some anime producer – hell it was barely for your amusement dear reader. This was in a way my note, the final act of a major part of my life.
Because I am done with anime.
I know, 2 Nippon posts in a row – where’s the game theory article you ask? Well this and the following week will be Nippon-Sempai articles due to next week being the final article of Nippon-Sempai. Yes by today’s date it’s been a full 2 years since I started this, and I’ll leave the reason why I’m ending it (because it’s not from a lack of faults to continue pointing out) for next week, this week let’s talk about Prism Ark.
One of the best things about playing RPGs is that you get to act like someone else. After all, what’s the point of doing exactly what you would do in real life all the time? Sometimes though, even the characters act a little out of character.