GoldenSalmon - Rocket Knife Fight
Hey guys! Sorry for going dark on videos - were getting back to it though. Enjoy some Goldeneye Source yelling~
Sometimes The Internet gets drunk and says something stupid and you want to complain... or let us know how we're doing.
Hey folks, yeah I know it’s Friday for this Tuesday column, but I’m switching the days around because I can, and so that you can read some quality shitposts at work on Friday when you take a long afternoon shit to close out the week – keep up I move fast. I had actually written an article about something that annoyed me in the ‘News’ but about halfway through I realized that unlike my other award-winning articles I really wasn’t providing a new perspective or offering a meaningful discussion – even through my usual crooked lens.
WE ARE BACK WITH A NEW VIDEO AND BRANDON SUCKS AT CAPTURE THE FLAG
What is usually billed as “The Biggest Party of the Summer” has become a party that if I got invited to it on Facebook I’d rsvp as a maybe to, just to not offend the person who invited me. Hear me out, Summerslam has a lot of hype and advertisement. I am not speaking poorly about it this year because I couldn’t get tickets. I’m honestly and truthfully saying that the card is fairly weak and is not a pay-per-view event that I would spend my rent money on to get tickets. A word of advice, don’t spend your rent money on wrestling tickets. The ending is never good. Read more
So when you start noticing things like the fact that Russia kind of doesn’t have elected leaders, they’ve taken over two countries on our lifetime, and recent relations with Ukraine have been changing – the cold war is kind of heating up. (Admittedly it’s because Russia wants it as it made them feel good about themselves, whereas we don’t care anymore.)
Everyone knows that one song by that band Toto, right? I’m sure Pepperidge Farms would remember that track. Damn it, what’s the name again? Oh, right…
So a little while back there was an incident at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden where a small boy climbed into the gorilla area. Since the gorilla proceeded to then drag the kid a bit the zoo keeper feared for the boy’s life, and shot the gorilla. This lead to a mass of sadness, claims of bad parenting (because I’m sure if we gave you a 3 year old in a zoo you’d be so perfect), and oddly a bunch of memes – because lolol internet. Now much like other stories this was sort of ignored shortly, but because of the way memes work – and the inherent racism of the internet the story persists.
I want to start this by saying I do not vape, I have no plans to vape, and I personally hate vapers because like cigarettes or marijuana, or hookah – smoke and vapor irritates me. However I can confidently say this is likely not true of the majority of the population, but the majority of the population (who don’t vape) really dislike vapers.
There’s been a lot of talk on websites and blogs less reputable than Nerdfit calling out all the stupid people who are playing Pokemon GO because people tend to forget that if almost everyone is doing something – there’s going to be some fucken morons in the mix. Let’s talk however about how people on Wall Street (as we’ve seen before) are not just lightly corrupt in some form – but also ludicrously stupid.