Battleblock Theatre Is For Jerks
Brandon sucks at Battleblock Theatre and Erik is an ass (aka THE BEST PLAYER EVER)
Sometimes The Internet gets drunk and says something stupid and you want to complain... or let us know how we're doing.
So hi. It’s the Buffalo – or as Nerdfit likes to call me: the-person-they-can-blame-for-posting-unedited-podcasts-on-Nerdfit-what-a-dick-but-I’m-too-lazy-or-busy-to-edit-it-and-he-can’t-be-stopped-so-meh. It’s true though. I can’t be stopped. I am the answer to the unstoppable force/immovable object paradox. Buffalo keep going.
For those not aware already there is a recently launched Kickstarter for an anime project called ‘Under the Dog” and there’s some fairly big names from people working on it that Creative Intelligence Arts has gathered together. Now this is the first from what I’ve seen in terms of realistic anime KS since the Little Witch Academia 2 Kickstarter by Trigger and I did indeed back it.
Take a good long look at these mugshots. Look at the man—his scowling weasel mouth, stink-saver goatee, and eyes with wrinkly nut-sacks hanging underneath them. Look at the woman who is undoubtedly the result of breeding Peter Steele with Gollum from Lord of the Rings. Look at their clothing. Both of those shirts used to be white, but years of cigarette ashes, Mountain Dew, and wiping piss off toilet seats with them have left the fabric a sickly shade of greenish brown. This is what World of Warcraft does to you.
Do you like Dr. Dre? How about overpriced headphones? Welcome to the greatest local multiplayer game since Sportsfriends. Nope not Smash, go back to your Simon Belmont only, Final Indigestion or whatever.
It’s shark week next week, and in order to give us something to talk about in our podcasts aside from the current events of the world – not that you would know since people are not posting the podcast like I would – all because they want to ‘edit’ out all the frankly appalling things we say. (This is why sometimes you get BuffaloCasts because buffalo does not censor, he feels we should use the whole part. There’s a joke in there somewhere.)
Now it’s probably going to be a surprise to no one, but I am a huge Brandon Sanderson fan. Right now I’m currently partway through the 2nd Way of Kings novel. (Partly because it’s a lot to take in, but also because the book is able to stop blast doors.) Now one of the things he’s known for doing is the concept of taking a system of magic and explaining it a way that feels like it’s almost a science.
Nerdfit has returned from Connecticon!