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WWE Battleground…Because, I keep getting booted off the Pokemon GO Server.

I This Sunday will mark the third time in less than two years where WWE will proclaim that a new era will emerge. Gone is the Reality Era where the only reality was that Triple H spent more time on television than the stars he was burying. Excuse me, I meant pushing. About a month ago, WWE declared it was a new era once again. This is change we wrestling fans have longed for, and whether this is yet another new era or not, the brand extension happened, which I totally called! Read more

Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Snack Bars from Amazon

Much like the critically-acclaimed Jerky reviews, I have dived once again into random Amazon snack boxes – this time with energy bars. I figured I could review all of them at once because it’d give me so much energy I could fight a salty character named Ted who needs to learn to PARK IN A STRAIGHT LINE TED. Sadly however the experience left me feeling disgusted and lethargic.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Weird Chip Flavors

I want this to go on the record – yes these are chips not crisps. Do not believe the labeling because some British fools put it there. That aside on the upsides of visiting a new area is the new flavors and tastes you get to experience. Which leads me to the point of why the fuck are we not stepping up our chip game. I mean seriously England gets cheeseburger flavored chips and we don’t? I thought this was the land of the free and home of the brave.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: London Bars

So I’ve now Brexit’d from the UK (trust me that joke would kill over there). Might as well talk a bit about some of London’s Gastropubs because my accommodations lacked nothing to cook on (or ice, but more on that next week), and since I wasn’t going to re-buy all the spice and ingredients anyway it was time to go to the pub. Since it’s (mostly) comped I could focus on fully enjoying the kind of bars I wish were standard here in the states. (Seriously bros in sports bars can please go away – although in truth it was tricky avoiding the Euro)

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Islamophobia and Precisely Why Some Americans are Dumb

Hey if you are here because this article agrees with your preconceived notions that all republicans are idiots – kindly go piss off with your dreams. I am speaking to you middle America – the people who realize that if you give the government money they’ll just charge you 1000 dollars for a toilet seat. The folks who after Sandy Hook figured it was okay for their representative to not pass gun laws.

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With Any Luck Big Brother Will Save Good Television

I hate Nielsen ratings. The simple point of fact is that shows are given ‘ratings’ based on whatever bozo has been signed up and manages to keep it on them. I realize it’s a vocal minority to some extent, but the simple fact is that people often are excited for shows that are told to have lower ratings. Because sorry you may tell me that everyone in America is watching NCIS, but just because it’s on while grandma lays dying is not proof of those who actually care.

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