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I’ve Decided to Hate Church People

I will admit upfront that this article was written mostly in anger, and shortly after some shitty things that were not my main planned topic. However I think by right we can all agree that your average 30-70 year old white person who goes to church is mostly likely an asshole. It’s the reason why they feel so threatened by recent movements because they know the jig is up.

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I Think Senators are Afraid They Have Tiny Penises

So if you’ve been following the news cycle recently you may have come across the fact that states like North Carolina are passing ‘Bathroom bills’ against transgender people – mostly in the mindset of protecting religious liberties. Now of course we all know that’s basically straight up discrimination, and in truth no one really gives an iota of thought to what they see in a bathroom. I’ve seen a Sailor Man in a bathroom folks and my only thought was – hmm costume is actually well done.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Jerky

Old (read very old) fans of Nerdfit will recall that the Buffalo (and some compatriots) felt it was worth reviewing booze on this here website. This eventually died and was reborn as Honest Booze Reviews as having 4 posts a week on Nerdift all booze related didn’t make sense. However the reviewing spirit is still alive and well in this old Buffalo – and so this time we turn to jerky.

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Soon we’ll get Cyberpunk Armor (And we won’t care)

Hello, it’s time for some more Buffalo’s Shit to Think About. Now I am a big fan of what I’ll call ‘defensive clothing’ which in nerd translates to bitchin chainmail. I’ve been making the stuff out of can tabs and/or regular rings for years now. Part of me likes it because PRAISE THE SUN, but also because something about walking through a city covered in metal head to toe ready to fight the world is just empowering.

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Buffalo’s Shit to Think About: Donald Trump and Maybe White People Just Want a Good Mob

So I know I promised weekly articles on a bunch of topics, but if I’m honest with you princes of Nerdfit readers, you kings of waifu/wrestling jokes – it was too much for me. I decided to walk the world and find myself. I have returned though, and decided to get back to the roots of Nerdfit in a way that has never been done – literal actual shitposting. With that I present : Buffalo’s Shit to Think About
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Ted’s Gun /k/lub 2: Reloaded – Pistols (SIG P226 vs. Jakobs Unforgiven)

Greetings friends, it has been many years since we last heard from Ted. Ted was a pillar in Nerdfit society and the abrupt ending of his popular column was a sad day for us all. However just recently the rights have no successfully reverted back to Nerdfit, allowing us to bring back this classic, but with a whole new modern spin.

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Everything is Awful: Gotham

Alright let’s kick off with how everything is just fucken terrible. In the long line of things that are the reason we can’t have nice things – we have Gotham. I personally blame Gotham for why we no longer have a Hellraiser show, for why I still have not recovered from my anime-induced drinking problem, and for the constant headache that is trying to rationalize how this show exists.

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So it’s been a while since my detoxed ending of anime posts (and despite having Fairy Tail and latest Monogatari it’s been over 2 months since watching anime). I didn’t want to get burnt out writing Game Theory posts (though the importance of showing everyone the truth is so fulfilling) so I’ve decided to move back to weekly posts on a new day with a bunch of mini-columns. I likely should have told the people who run Nerdfit this first – nah. BuffaloDGAF.

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