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I Hope We Get Russian Bad Guys In Movies Again

So when you start noticing things like the fact that Russia kind of doesn’t have elected leaders, they’ve taken over two countries on our lifetime, and recent relations with Ukraine have been changing – the cold war is kind of heating up. (Admittedly it’s because Russia wants it as it made them feel good about themselves, whereas we don’t care anymore.)

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I’m Glad Harambe Died

So a little while back there was an incident at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Garden where a small boy climbed into the gorilla area. Since the gorilla proceeded to then drag the kid a bit the zoo keeper feared for the boy’s life, and shot the gorilla. This lead to a mass of sadness, claims of bad parenting (because I’m sure if we gave you a 3 year old in a zoo you’d be so perfect), and oddly a bunch of memes – because lolol internet. Now much like other stories this was sort of ignored shortly, but because of the way memes work – and the inherent racism of the internet the story persists.

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Pokemon Go Has Shown Us How Dumb People Are (That Control the Market)

There’s been a lot of talk on websites and blogs less reputable than Nerdfit calling out all the stupid people who are playing Pokemon GO because people tend to forget that if almost everyone is doing something – there’s going to be some fucken morons in the mix. Let’s talk however about how people on Wall Street (as we’ve seen before) are not just lightly corrupt in some form – but also ludicrously stupid.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Snack Bars from Amazon

Much like the critically-acclaimed Jerky reviews, I have dived once again into random Amazon snack boxes – this time with energy bars. I figured I could review all of them at once because it’d give me so much energy I could fight a salty character named Ted who needs to learn to PARK IN A STRAIGHT LINE TED. Sadly however the experience left me feeling disgusted and lethargic.

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The True Villains Behind Pokemon GO’s Server Issues (spoiler: It’s not Team Rocket)

Hey guys I’m back for a bit – let’s just say Norwegian lightgun-runners are an interesting bunch, but the hospitality thing takes it’s toll. Anyway It’s been a hectic few days for the Pokemon GO players – who are still dealing with issues from servers conking out at the worst time (NO I did not want to go the park and sit around, bring me more Pokemans). However like anything that motivates young people – there is a dark and sinister side here.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Weird Chip Flavors

I want this to go on the record – yes these are chips not crisps. Do not believe the labeling because some British fools put it there. That aside on the upsides of visiting a new area is the new flavors and tastes you get to experience. Which leads me to the point of why the fuck are we not stepping up our chip game. I mean seriously England gets cheeseburger flavored chips and we don’t? I thought this was the land of the free and home of the brave.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: London Bars

So I’ve now Brexit’d from the UK (trust me that joke would kill over there). Might as well talk a bit about some of London’s Gastropubs because my accommodations lacked nothing to cook on (or ice, but more on that next week), and since I wasn’t going to re-buy all the spice and ingredients anyway it was time to go to the pub. Since it’s (mostly) comped I could focus on fully enjoying the kind of bars I wish were standard here in the states. (Seriously bros in sports bars can please go away – although in truth it was tricky avoiding the Euro)

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Islamophobia and Precisely Why Some Americans are Dumb

Hey if you are here because this article agrees with your preconceived notions that all republicans are idiots – kindly go piss off with your dreams. I am speaking to you middle America – the people who realize that if you give the government money they’ll just charge you 1000 dollars for a toilet seat. The folks who after Sandy Hook figured it was okay for their representative to not pass gun laws.

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