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I’ve Decided to Hate Church People

I will admit upfront that this article was written mostly in anger, and shortly after some shitty things that were not my main planned topic. However I think by right we can all agree that your average 30-70 year old white person who goes to church is mostly likely an asshole. It’s the reason why they feel so threatened by recent movements because they know the jig is up.

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Read Only Memories: Is cyberpunk allowed to be this adorable?

Read Only Memories has all the ingredients of a great indie game: a strong visual style, a happening soundtrack, and likable characters. It commits to a distinct aesthetic which The Escapist so eloquently describes as “…like a Telltale game, Phoenix Wright, and Snatcher had some sort of millennial cyberpunk baby.” It has the makings of a great game but does it live up to expectations?

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I Think Senators are Afraid They Have Tiny Penises

So if you’ve been following the news cycle recently you may have come across the fact that states like North Carolina are passing ‘Bathroom bills’ against transgender people – mostly in the mindset of protecting religious liberties. Now of course we all know that’s basically straight up discrimination, and in truth no one really gives an iota of thought to what they see in a bathroom. I’ve seen a Sailor Man in a bathroom folks and my only thought was – hmm costume is actually well done.

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Buffalo Lounge Reviews: Jerky

Old (read very old) fans of Nerdfit will recall that the Buffalo (and some compatriots) felt it was worth reviewing booze on this here website. This eventually died and was reborn as Honest Booze Reviews as having 4 posts a week on Nerdift all booze related didn’t make sense. However the reviewing spirit is still alive and well in this old Buffalo – and so this time we turn to jerky.

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Wrestlemania: Brought to you by Just for Men Gel

Hello, Wrestling fans! We have arrived at the grandest stage in sports and entertainment, and like a mediocre Super Bowl matchup, I find myself getting excited only for the fact that it is indeed Wrestlemania season. I have brushed off the metaphorical ring rust to bring you Wrestlemania coverage. Sting says, “hi” by the way. We have been chilling in the rafters, but I still didn’t receive any tickets to the hall of fame or Wrestlemania. Sting, this goes all the way back to when you spoiled my Survivor Series predictions. I hope you trip on your way to the hall of fame podium.

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Post Wrestlemania Forecast: Because none of us like it when it Reigns

Hello, Wrestling fans. I return after taking a long break with Sting in the rafters, and I’m here to celebrate the sports-entertainment spectacular we all know and love (and because Nerdfit told me to…). I must admit, the writing made my viewing of WWE much less enjoyable, and it resulted in me overthinking something that is just simply barbaric. Wrestlemania has me coming out of obscurity to share my thoughts with you, but I will be honest. This year’s show is nowhere near the buildup that was achieved at the previous year’s event. I will further explain this in my Wrestlemania predictions article, but here I will give my forecast for the upcoming year, Post-Wrestlemania. There are many bandwagon fans that watch at this time of year, but they will be gone in the weeks to come, and us diehards are here for the long haul. I’m here to tell what I feel will happen within the next year, because I’d like to think that I’m good at that, though past predictions have shown otherwise. Read more