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With Any Luck Big Brother Will Save Good Television

I hate Nielsen ratings. The simple point of fact is that shows are given ‘ratings’ based on whatever bozo has been signed up and manages to keep it on them. I realize it’s a vocal minority to some extent, but the simple fact is that people often are excited for shows that are told to have lower ratings. Because sorry you may tell me that everyone in America is watching NCIS, but just because it’s on while grandma lays dying is not proof of those who actually care.

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Breaking News: President Obama’s Radical Safety Strategy

Due to increased danger of homicide after Ted Cruz’s retirement from the presidential race, current President Barack Obama has decided to cut all physical appearances for the duration of his term.  Instead of making personal appearances, President Obama has partnered with Nissan Engineering and Dupont Applied Materials to create a substitute for his personage.  Meet Kumobama, the anamatronic Bear.

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    I hope sempai notices me this year.. More

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    I'm not legally allowed to say that we've resurrected Abe Lincoln... Moar

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    WERE GOING BACK TO POTATOES... More

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    Because Glenn sucks at League.. More