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Breaking News: President Obama’s Radical Safety Strategy

Due to increased danger of homicide after Ted Cruz’s retirement from the presidential race, current President Barack Obama has decided to cut all physical appearances for the duration of his term.  Instead of making personal appearances, President Obama has partnered with Nissan Engineering and Dupont Applied Materials to create a substitute for his personage.  Meet Kumobama, the anamatronic Bear.

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WWE Payback. Because…Match Stipulations don’t mean anything.

Hello, Wrestling Fans. I come to you in Sting fashion to bring you Payback predictions. I’d like to think that Wrestlemania was great, but in all honesty, wasn’t it pretty mediocre? Sure, the star power was there, and they gave us seven full hours of sports entertertainment action. But, was it really that great? Hopefully, you know where I’m getting at, and if you don’t agree, then you need to go back and watch like, every Wrestlemania that ever existed, and then, and only then, can you develop any kind of valid opinion on the quality of a Wrestlemania.

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I’ve Decided to Hate Church People

I will admit upfront that this article was written mostly in anger, and shortly after some shitty things that were not my main planned topic. However I think by right we can all agree that your average 30-70 year old white person who goes to church is mostly likely an asshole. It’s the reason why they feel so threatened by recent movements because they know the jig is up.

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Read Only Memories: Is cyberpunk allowed to be this adorable?

Read Only Memories has all the ingredients of a great indie game: a strong visual style, a happening soundtrack, and likable characters. It commits to a distinct aesthetic which The Escapist so eloquently describes as “…like a Telltale game, Phoenix Wright, and Snatcher had some sort of millennial cyberpunk baby.” It has the makings of a great game but does it live up to expectations?

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    Because Glenn sucks at League.. More